did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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