I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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