Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
