I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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