Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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