There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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