what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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