After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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