DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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