I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
