i already hear my dad disowning me
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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