my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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