FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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