too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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