That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
