Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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