god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I need to sanitize my soul.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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