Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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