in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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