lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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