I must be too annoying 4 u.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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