are you still at the devil's house?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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