It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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