Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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