Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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