You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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