I want to have your abortion
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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