I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
