Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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