Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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