how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My vagina just clenched in fear
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