So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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