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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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Violently

Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 21, 10 at 6:06pm

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She could just be sore...happened to me once. The next morning my pussy was bruised. But it was worth it.

Submitted by oreos on Jul 21, 10 at 6:14pm

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You pounded her.

Submitted by heyychitown on Jul 21, 10 at 6:24pm

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Chuck Norris must have posted this!

Submitted by CameronWarren on Jul 21, 10 at 11:18pm

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Maybe he took "eatin pussy" literally

Submitted by evolwayz on Jul 21, 10 at 7:24pm

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Sound like he went all Mel Gibson up in her.

Submitted by MrWonderland on Jul 21, 10 at 11:46pm

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That's when you know it was some damn good sex!!!!!

Submitted by astroglidea on Jul 21, 10 at 7:07pm

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I told you icyhot would not work as lube!

Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 7:31pm

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At first I thought it said "ice pick"

Submitted by tsoptsrif on Jul 21, 10 at 6:15pm

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Fake.

Submitted by LyriaKnight on Jul 23, 10 at 7:47am

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THIS IS ABOUT ME!!!! NOT EVEN KIDDING!

Submitted by TGCMML1220 on Oct 27, 10 at 12:29am

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Either she's unconscious/dead, or she's waiting for the pain to fade so she can get more of you. Hopefully the latter.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 21, 10 at 11:39pm

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Pretty Good, The Pain was worth it

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 6:48pm

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Thats the definition of Latenight Pussypoundin

Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 21, 10 at 11:56pm

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Sounds like an amazing night! Good job boy!

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 22, 10 at 2:51am

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You think your hot shit

Submitted by jillyjillyjilly on Jul 23, 10 at 12:54am

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outstanding!

Submitted by jakeinthebox on Jul 23, 10 at 5:08pm

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First time riding a horse?

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 4:09pm

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Why did you take a bat to her vagina??

Submitted by pfross on Jul 22, 10 at 8:36am

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Id say it went well

Submitted by jkaa on Jul 22, 10 at 3:30am

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Omg I want some..

Submitted by jayybear on Jul 22, 10 at 10:42pm

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Hardcore pound fuckin

Submitted by egirl on Jul 21, 10 at 7:04pm

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Sounds good to me

Submitted by lily_loves_you on Jul 21, 10 at 11:24pm

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Hells yeah

Submitted by donjuanpablo on Jul 22, 10 at 8:38am

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You may have done something wrong.

Submitted by Bomb on Jul 21, 10 at 6:08pm

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Ahhh this sounds lovely, I wish my bf could give it to me like that.

Submitted by whittlesome5348 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:50pm

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hell yeah.

Submitted by johntexts on Jul 23, 10 at 1:58am

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Awesome

Submitted by prometheus on Jul 22, 10 at 12:13am

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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 6:13pm

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the dude literally beat the pussy up

Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:30am

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When life brings you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail!

Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 21, 10 at 6:19pm

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- False. you find some one life gave vodka to and make a cocktail
  
  Submitted by nattybuck on Jul 21, 10 at 7:30pm
  
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  - Also false, you pick up a blender and find someone life gave tequila and make margaritas
    
    Submitted by 831-420 on Jan 20, 11 at 5:29pm
    
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Does she have underware on??

Submitted by elephant101 on Jul 23, 10 at 1:33pm

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I pray he kills you..

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 6:14pm

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He was tearin it up!! Lol sounds like wild sex to me

Submitted by fabjuju18 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:40pm

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Nice

Submitted by neighplay on Jul 21, 10 at 6:21pm

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Ata boy

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 1:58am

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She likes it roughhh

Submitted by onthebrightside on Aug 8, 10 at 1:25pm

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Hollllllla

Submitted by rudy17jay on Jul 22, 10 at 12:49am

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CALIFORNIA<3

Submitted by chalkchalkchalk on Jul 21, 10 at 10:57pm

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Sounds like my kind of night

Submitted by fairamar on Sep 27, 10 at 9:06pm

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thats boss sex

Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 21, 10 at 9:07pm

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Woah. Hardcore.

Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:14pm

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Like a boss

Submitted by ooooooyeaaaaa on Jul 26, 10 at 2:09am

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Nice

Submitted by biggbodybrougham on Jul 21, 10 at 8:01pm

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Sounds lame

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:18am

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Why fo people keep misusing that word? A vagina is a hole. You can't put something ON a hole. Pussy, vulva, snatch, twat, beaver, box, genitalia. Pick one.

Submitted by ebitch on Jul 21, 10 at 6:11pm

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I like dolphins. I'm home alone. Mom is on her corner. Dad is at the strip club.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:17am

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 2:14am

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I'll make sure your vagina needs an icepack

Submitted by thatONEtime on Jul 22, 10 at 12:16am

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Just swimmingly I suppose

Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 21, 10 at 6:34pm

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Fan-freaking-tastic.

Submitted by WCPortugal on Jul 21, 10 at 10:36pm

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There's an app for that

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:09am

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same thing happened to my girl few weeks ago only we didnt have an ice pack so she had to use a sprite the text was actually posted on here too lol

Submitted by udown on Jul 21, 10 at 6:59pm

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you=good.\nher=slightly on the painful side.\noverall=rough/violent/amazing.

Submitted by ieleyouveesecs33 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:53am

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She's so nasty she keeps ice there to keep the CRABS fresh!

Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 1:54am

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That man is my hero. Ice that pussy you pansy and wear his ass out!!! If you don't, he needs MY number!

Submitted by PhoenixGray on Jul 23, 10 at 2:50am

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Submitted by ffffffff on Jul 25, 10 at 7:22pm

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You're doing it wrong...

Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:20pm

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Must have been prettyyyyy goood :)

Submitted by pinkwonder on Sep 28, 10 at 4:37pm

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Sooo peytonmanning was it as memorable as the OP's. Just asking cause you do it quite often..lol.

Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:21pm

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Wow, you are a god

Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:32pm

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I think that had a smashing good time. They see me trollinn

Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 21, 10 at 7:01pm

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Sounds like my man

Submitted by EversickChick on Jul 23, 10 at 1:01am

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Ouchh.

Submitted by babezzz on Jul 21, 10 at 10:48pm

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Fuck yes

Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Jul 21, 10 at 7:26pm

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Lmaooo sounds like it went well on ur behalf... Does she have a friend or maybe a sister?

Submitted by nesse01 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:46am

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Shit you think that's bad my girl gies to physical therapy now... I just thank\n god I didn't put her in a wheelchair

Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:29pm

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You Must have done the Flaming Amazon it is when you set fire to her "Jungle" and Extinguish the Flames with your Gorilla Juice

Submitted by R3X on Jul 31, 10 at 6:35am

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Orly?

Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:03pm

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Sounds like a night full of some Pussy Bouncin.

Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:47am

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You can cover a hole, therefore you can put something on it. Ex: Put the cover ON that manhole.

Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:14pm

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Fucking awesome.

Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 3, 10 at 5:53pm

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Sketch

Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:37am

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Maybe shes allergic to condoms, thats happened to a friend of mine.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 4, 12 at 6:10pm

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Hpv causes throat cancer in men .... Crap.

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:28pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 21, 10 at 9:31pm

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- When and where?
  
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