his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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