just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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