hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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