? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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