There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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