omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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