He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Reggie can tackle my bush.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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