To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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