Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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