if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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