why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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