It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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