she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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