YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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