Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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