Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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