he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
