if you like me you must not know who I am
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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