i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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