This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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