going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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