Jerry, you need to find god
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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