I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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