so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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