We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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