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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.

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Sounds like she dumped you!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 3:41pm

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Why did she shit in your shower? Was she sick and had explosive diarrhea and was unable to get out of the shower in time? If that's the case, you're an ass. I'm sure she was beyond embarrassed! If she shit in it just to do it, then that is just nasty and I would say hell yeah, dump her! Ha ha! "dump" her! That's funny!

Submitted by littlemissy on Mar 17, 10 at 12:18pm

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That's the risk you run when you poke someone in the butt.

Submitted by burnquist764 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:53pm

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At least she made it to the bathroom

Submitted by ethan9192 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:11pm

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yeah send her packin and tell no one.

Submitted by ObiWanKenobi on Mar 17, 10 at 12:17pm

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better than shitting your bed

Submitted by yankees28 on Mar 18, 10 at 2:23am

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So she missed the cup, huh?

Submitted by KFC on Mar 17, 10 at 12:35pm

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Yeah I'd go ahead and get a restraining order on her nasty ass.... Just in case

Submitted by codii on Mar 17, 10 at 2:11pm

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You can't dump a classy lady like that. I'd overlook it, until she shits the bed

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 2:01am

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She hadn't had any salted nutrolls in the last 24hrs had she?

Submitted by bongsnorkler on Mar 17, 10 at 1:09pm

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Send her here.. A little clorox and scrubbing bubbles is all it takes and I'm betting she'd be willing to do ANYTHING to make up for it!

Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:24pm

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- lol you sound like such a creeper. but no worries, still funny
  
  Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 17, 10 at 3:09pm
  
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Was she drunk? Or sick even. When your sick and u are puking you are so focused on thAt and your pushing at the same time so you shit. AND now karma is a bitch and ur gunna shit your pants on public lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:57am

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Shitty deal man... Lol

Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:24pm

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If she did it on purpose then top shelf her toilet before breaking up with her.

Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 1:33am

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shat not shit

Submitted by AN_Other on Mar 18, 10 at 6:25am

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at least you knew she was cleaned out for rear-entry... I say keep her

Submitted by willo on Mar 17, 10 at 12:40pm

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Bahahaa

Submitted by bosskidz on Mar 17, 10 at 1:54pm

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Kansas city :P bahaha

Submitted by jpizzle89 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:37pm

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Um... I would hope no girl is that gross, unless it's the flu and she had no chance, then you're an insensitive douche bag.

Submitted by maynard on Mar 18, 10 at 2:03am

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Did she do it on person? If so I agree she needs to go

Submitted by Chelseaduhh on Mar 17, 10 at 3:04pm

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Clean yourself up and move on

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:23pm

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Unbelievable

Submitted by amanda14lunsford on Mar 18, 10 at 8:52am

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Hahahah(:

Submitted by dcas77 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:45pm

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WTF?!

Submitted by jeff734 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:10pm

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703.... Seriously?!? Fuckin nasty! Work out, eat right, and you'll lose weight! I bet it's a filthy mess when you choke on a dick.

Submitted by mellybeans420 on Mar 18, 10 at 5:02pm

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That's nasty.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 12:05pm

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Yup, gotta go

Submitted by KGP on Mar 17, 10 at 12:13pm

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9:13 no it's not. They say it's good luck if a bird shits on you which is bad luck so...

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 12:01am

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sounda fake.\nhate the tacky texts that always start with "dude,"

Submitted by iamamazing on Mar 17, 10 at 10:11pm

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who hasn't shit in a shower?

Submitted by Premeau on Mar 17, 10 at 4:50pm

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Yuck, major party foul.

Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:36pm

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She's been eating corn huh

Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 17, 10 at 2:57pm

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kinda gross... kinda

Submitted by SenorDude on Mar 17, 10 at 12:23pm

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Good use of the word "dump"

Submitted by goodbyeenemyship on Mar 17, 10 at 11:53pm

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Bahahahahah 11:53.

Submitted by gruffy111 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:25am

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So gross but since this is annoymous I shit in the shower all the time. An ed laxative abuse will do that to ya... Just sucks when it's clumpy and get plugs up the drain

Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 18, 10 at 7:03am

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Nasty!

Submitted by vio on Mar 17, 10 at 2:39pm

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2:11 had me rolling!!!

Submitted by hotcalendar on Mar 17, 10 at 3:07pm

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Gotta love the kcmo

Submitted by tbizness on Mar 18, 10 at 1:37am

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Dude that's like good luck. She's a keeper.

Submitted by chestrockwell69 on Mar 18, 10 at 9:13pm

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Submitted by codii on Mar 17, 10 at 2:11pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 2:01am

Submitted by bongsnorkler on Mar 17, 10 at 1:09pm

Submitted by 2144571774 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:24pm

Submitted by makeitglow on Mar 17, 10 at 3:09pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 6:57am

Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 17, 10 at 2:24pm

Submitted by styx on Mar 18, 10 at 1:33am

Submitted by AN_Other on Mar 18, 10 at 6:25am

Submitted by willo on Mar 17, 10 at 12:40pm

Submitted by bosskidz on Mar 17, 10 at 1:54pm

Submitted by jpizzle89 on Mar 17, 10 at 6:37pm

Submitted by maynard on Mar 18, 10 at 2:03am

Submitted by Chelseaduhh on Mar 17, 10 at 3:04pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 8:23pm

Submitted by amanda14lunsford on Mar 18, 10 at 8:52am

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Submitted by iamamazing on Mar 17, 10 at 10:11pm

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Submitted by anon_y_mas on Mar 17, 10 at 10:36pm

Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 17, 10 at 2:57pm

Submitted by SenorDude on Mar 17, 10 at 12:23pm

Submitted by goodbyeenemyship on Mar 17, 10 at 11:53pm

Submitted by gruffy111 on Mar 18, 10 at 12:25am

Submitted by 586/248 on Mar 18, 10 at 7:03am

Submitted by vio on Mar 17, 10 at 2:39pm

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