No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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