so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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